hello my name is amy
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
| one third of me: | i want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex i want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone i hate people kill yourselves |
